golf noun, often attributive \ ˈgälf , ˈgȯlf, ˈgäf, ˈgȯf, sometimes ˈgəlf\: a game in which a player using special clubs attempts to sink a ball with as few strokes as possible into each of the 9 or 18 successive holes on a course; a game where high hopes are dashed; a game in which optimism is replaced by a soul-crushing wave of doom and gloom; a waking nightmare.
See you on the course!